Monday, October 29, 2007


Here's another painting i just finished last night for the Hi-Fructose show as well.

Title: "Evil Doesn't Exist Anymore"
medium: acrylic on canvas
size: 8" x 10"

the colors seemed to have all flattened out after i scanned the painting. but in person, you can see a bunch of weird translucent layering and shit going on. it's pretty cool. i know you should never apologize for your work, but i'm not, i'm blaming technology for this blunder. THIS AWEFUL HIDEOUS FOWL TASTING BLUNDER!! BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!


excuse me, but either i'm suffering from horrible seasonal allergies, or i have a sinus infection. but i'm dying...and non of you have donated a dollar to my Fighting against conjunctivitis cause yet.

what the hell.


Friday, October 26, 2007

another new painting

Here's a painting i just finished last night for the Hi-Fructose show opening November 6th at Gallery 1988:LA called, "Bitters and Sweets".

Title: "Things That Deserve a Punch in the Face"
Medium: acrylic on canvas
Size: 8" x 10"

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

new painting

just a super quick post, i just finished this painting yesterday for the DVA gallerys "pick of the harvest" show in Chicago November 3rd opening

Title: "Cyclops Conjunctivitis"
Medium: acrylic on your mom's now defaced ass
size: 8"x8"

i don't have much to say for this except for that "Conjunctivitis" otherwise known as "Pink Eye" is a serious condition. Over 32 million Americans are infected by this deadly occular eating disease each year, which nearly always leads to the death of the family dog and the absence of Christmas. Statistics created by me show that at least 1 in 1 people you meet on a daily basis is likely to be infected by Pink Eye ...all the time, every time. Nobody is safe. However, with your help, and your delicious money, we can strive together to find a cure for this incurrable disease. By donating just $1 to the "The Chung is Searching for the Cure" foundation, i can purchase an eye cleaning kit to help prevent the world from this flesh devouring disease one eye at a time.

just send your money via paypal to and i will take your money and use it.
for the cause.

do it please. my day job is not paying us on time and i haven't eaten in days. I'M SO HUNGRY!!! GAAAAAAAAAUGH!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!! GIMMIE THE MONEY!!! THE MONEY!! GIVE ME THE MONEY!!! YOU SELFISH SELFISH HUMAN MONSTERS!! ugggghwahahnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!

my life is stupid

Sunday, October 21, 2007

where the ding-dong have i been!?!?

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! an entry into the internet diary is made once again! sorry for not updating in a long ass time but i've been away for a very long time. As much as i would love to tell you everything in every PARTICLE BIT OF DETAIL!..i do not have as much time for such craziness as J.K. Rowling had to write her Harry Potter books. So i am just going to give you a quick abridged version of what has been going on and where i've been.

well before i get started on anything, here's the latest painting i just completed:

Title: Oktoberfest Meat
Medium: acrylic on canvas

This painting was comissioned by Scott Mosier to give to Kevin Smith as a birthday/christmas/whatever gift. its basically a painting based off of the first story that Kevin and Scott ever wrote together while they were in college. A story about a little midget, an apprentice to the village's butcher, who falls in love with the soon to be butchered prized pig for Oktoberfest. The midget then finds the courage to kill his master and serving him at Oktoberfest in order to save the pig and then they run away on a motorcycle with sidecar. quite touching can read about it on Kevin Smith's blog: scroll down a bit to see what the painting is really about.

OK SO NOW FIRST OF WHERE I'VE BEEN!! i had been hired onto the staff at Fantasy Prone to work on Spaceballs: The Animated Series as a Background / Props Designer. Ive been working there for the past 2 months now 5 days a week, 10 hours a day...half of which without internet. so that part of my communication was cut down. Working there has been a lot of fun, the crew i work with is amazing and everybody's a laugh to work with. there have been a lot of problems at work though regarding...well, for the sake of everybody who works there i'm not going to say. but let's just say i'm still eating instant noodles and living with my brother and his new wife (which i'm ultra grateful for!) I'd show you guys a few of the backgrounds or props i've done so far, but they would probably sue me and cut my testicles off...AND I NEED MY TESTICLES!! SORRY FOR BEING SO DAMN SELFISH! GAAAUGH!!

so anyways, after the first 2 weeks of working there, i had to ask for vacation for another 2 weeks because i had to fly out to Hawaii with Desiree to attend my brother's wedding. It was beautiful, i'll show you a few pictures of my trip. but just to give a quick little description, we basically went snorkling every day. I even brought a little underwater camera baggy with me which i used to take a bunch of cool under the sea pictures. i'll post them soon when i get the chance.

Then when i got back from hawaii it was jumping straight back to work at Spaceballs and painting til 5 am every night when i got home. so there was very little time for anything else...2 weeks later i had to fly out to Detroit to attend PART 2 of my brother's wedding. yes. it was very beautiful again.

so now hopefully back to reality for everybody, i got back and again jumped right back into work and painting. only to find out that i might not have a job anymore because of the...oh yeah, i wasn't going to say. but well, i might not have a job anymore. but atleast i was able to pick up a hefty check from my last few gallery shows to keep me eating for a few more days. plus it'll be good seeing how i also have 3 shows in november, 2 shows in december and 2 shows in january that i haven't quite prepared for...i could use the time.

ok well, there really is a lot more i'd like to tell you guys, but i think i need to spend my time a bit more wisely in order to not kill myself.

which i'm very close to doing.