new works

HI! it's March and it's getting closer to the day that i leave for California. to reiterate my show schedules, make sure you make it to either one of these two specific shows. Two separate Artdork shows on the same exact night June 9th on two separate coasts of the US.


-New York City @ the McCaig-Welles Gallery
-Los Angeles @ Thinkspace

The Artdorks are back and are taking over your brain meats on one glorious night!
here's a taste of a painting i just got done with for the show at Thinkspace

Title: "Even Asian People Don't Understand Grimace"
Medium: acrylic on Canvas
size: 14" x 11"

I actually went with a more "technical" route with this painting. i sketched, i did color comps, and all that crap. WANT TO SEE THE SKETCH FOR IT!!?? yeah i bet you do. oh yeeeeah. so delicious!! TASTE MY PUDDING!!


ok, so there isn't much of a difference between the sketch and the painting. but that's the whole point. the painting went by ultra fast because of the absence of FUCKING AROUND!! ok, here's some other tastey nuggets of crap that i've done too.

These were for that show in Hoboken. Desiree sewed and framed that fuzzy vagina for me. unfortunately the gallery director pulled it from being shown last minute because he said it was not in good taste. if you ask me, the whole show was in bad taste. it was based around a short story some guy had wrote about a guy who was adopted by a giant mutan bunny that shot bunny fetus' out of it's vagina and the guy ate them for survival. atleast that's what i think that story was about, i didn't actually read the whole thing. but COMAUGHN!!!! how is a FUZZY FAH-GINA NOT IN GOOD TASTE COMPARE TO THAT!?! IT'S CUTE AND DELICIOUS!! If provoking the feeling of wanting to put your face up to the mutant triple clit and rubbing your face all over its massive Vagi-lips is in bad taste, I DONT' WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NOT!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MUTANT PUSSYLIPS!!

ok, anyways...

OH YEAH! i no longer teach anymore!! I QUIT!! UUUUGHN!! YEEAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE THAT WAS!! so i no longer have to watch my language at school OR anywhere else for fear of losing my job!! so, FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK BALLS CUNT SHIT DAMN VULVA ASS DOG CAT TREE SHOES SPIDERMAN!!!

OK GOODBYE!