a new painting
GOOD HELLO! i have a new painting for showing and EXPLAINING! the photo is no good, but for example using...it is DELICIOUS! TASTE THE RAINBOW WITH CHEWY BUBBLEGUM TEXTURE! PICTURE LOOKING WILL CONTINUE IN MOMENTS!!
but first i must talk about my day. BECAUSE YOU ALL MUST KNOW WHAT INTERESTING ADVENTURES I ENDURE EACH AND EVERY DAY!!
I'll begin with when i woke up..at 6:15AM!! to make pee-pee
and then 6:18AM!! i went back to bed
then for awhile, nothing happened.
UNTIL 8:15AM!! i got up again to make pee-pee one more time. BUT THEN I GOT READY FOR WORK!!
then i went to work and stood around the watercooler all day drinking water.
6:45PM!! i got out of work. 7:05pm, i got home faced with a horrible emergency...TO MAKE PEE-PEE!!!
then i sat around for 5 hours drinking coffee and beer....
so now anyways...
LOOK AT MY PAINTING!
this is the painting for the upcoming show, "IT'S ALL WOOD" sponsored by Kid Robot and curated by Portland's most worshipped evil overlord, Ryan Bubnis. MEATBALLS ARE EATEN IN HONOR OF HIS NAME!! so tastee
the title of this piece is : "The Corndogs of Life"
and the medium is : acrylic on wood
and the size is: 20" x 14.5"
and also it's cursed to grant wishes.
but only evil wishes.
and it was splashed with monkeys blood.
and also the blood was blessed by superman.
you may click on the image for enlarging pleasure. JUST LIKE PORNOGRAPHY!!
Well! it looks like it's that time of the day again, so i must now say goodbye. who knows when i will see you again, and remember kids, always wear a helmet when sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.
-HELLO
but first i must talk about my day. BECAUSE YOU ALL MUST KNOW WHAT INTERESTING ADVENTURES I ENDURE EACH AND EVERY DAY!!
I'll begin with when i woke up..at 6:15AM!! to make pee-pee
and then 6:18AM!! i went back to bed
then for awhile, nothing happened.
UNTIL 8:15AM!! i got up again to make pee-pee one more time. BUT THEN I GOT READY FOR WORK!!
then i went to work and stood around the watercooler all day drinking water.
6:45PM!! i got out of work. 7:05pm, i got home faced with a horrible emergency...TO MAKE PEE-PEE!!!
then i sat around for 5 hours drinking coffee and beer....
so now anyways...
LOOK AT MY PAINTING!
this is the painting for the upcoming show, "IT'S ALL WOOD" sponsored by Kid Robot and curated by Portland's most worshipped evil overlord, Ryan Bubnis. MEATBALLS ARE EATEN IN HONOR OF HIS NAME!! so tastee
the title of this piece is : "The Corndogs of Life"
and the medium is : acrylic on wood
and the size is: 20" x 14.5"
and also it's cursed to grant wishes.
but only evil wishes.
and it was splashed with monkeys blood.
and also the blood was blessed by superman.
you may click on the image for enlarging pleasure. JUST LIKE PORNOGRAPHY!!
Well! it looks like it's that time of the day again, so i must now say goodbye. who knows when i will see you again, and remember kids, always wear a helmet when sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.
-HELLO
posted by the chung at 12:20 AM
3 Comments:
i like your weiner... corn dog. it looks delicious enough to not consume because the god of the vegetables would be ANGRY WITH ME!!
so you like my weiner eh? yes...my weiner will be loved by all. ESPECIALLY YOU,honey buttcheeks of joy
Your blog makes me make pee pee.
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