Thursday, August 24, 2006

my very first blogging post!

HI! i'm BLOGGING!! MY FIRST!! WHAT A BRILLIANT TOOL TO USE FOR EVERYDAY THOUGHT VOMITING!! hello. THANKSGIVING WILL DESTROY US ALL!! as you read on you will notice how much FAT is stored in my braaaaain meeeeeeats!! TASTE THE MEATS!!

GOOD NEWS! i ate bacon today. I LOVE BACON!! IT MAKES MY SKIN FEEL GREASY AND DELICIOUS!! but this wasn't any ordinary bacon. no. NO! this bacon came from the Original Pancake House!! IT BROUGHT MIGHTINESS INTO MY BONES THROUGH THE PORTAL OF STRIPPED BREAKFAST MEATS!!

"KA-SPOOOOOOOSH!!" is the sound it made once i took that first bite of TOTALLY AWESOME!! today was also the day that Desiree ate bacon...SHE CONSUMED HER BREAKFAST WITH TEETH OF FURY!! and for a vegetarian, I WAS AROUSSED WITH SUCH DELICIOUS TABOO!! i was satisfied...so then i paid the bill AND REMOVED MYSELF FROM THAT HORRIBLE STRUCTURE FILLED WITH ECHOS OF PEOPLE EATING BACON!! DAMN THEM AND THEIR FILTHY EATING!!


SO! i've finally completed my painting for the show that Ryan Bubnis is curating out in Portland, Oregon October 6th, "It's all Wood" sponsored by Kid Robot at the Renowned Gallery this show is going to TURN EVERYBODY'S ASS INTO JELLY!!! i guess i could show you a picture of the painting, but i don't have a photo for you yet. WAITING MUST BE HAD BY ALL!!

now i will do some drawings for my next two paintings which you may check out at Gallery 1988's show based on the Chesire Cat, or as desirage likes to call it, the "cheesehire cat" hahahahahahahahahah IT IS FUNNY!! AGREE WITH MY OPINIONS OR JOIN ME IN A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE MATTER TOMORROW OVER TEA AND SANDWICHES!! this show is sponsored by Disney and opens October 7th. Hello.

ok, i'm done with this stupid machine. i'll keep all of you posted...and by "all of you", i mean "mom".

-THE CHUNG!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Jeff Soto said...

Hi Mr. Chung! Wow a fellow blogger, nice first post my man. We should compile a list of artist bloggers somewhere...

12:07 AM  
Blogger mauricio salmon said...

aww welcome to the blogging world! look forward to seeing future posts.

5:14 PM  
Blogger bazooka radio said...

just plain ole bananas dude.

Before it was just a crush.

NOW (it is love).

1:25 PM  

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